So this motherhood stuff is all new to me so naturally I will learn some great lessons. Lucky for me last week taught me lots of things..Here they are....
Lesson #1- THINK WITH THE CAMERA FIRST!
Quite a few times last week I had the opportunity to take some very classic moments of Miss Alison and I didn't take advantage of it...Nope! Acted first and then thought darn it..I should have gotten the camera first!!
Lesson #2-YES YOUR FOUR MONTH OLD "PRINCESS" CAN WIGGLE HER WAY OUT OF HER BLUE BOUNCER CHAIR EVEN THOUGH SHE CAN'T ROLL YET.
I was upstairs trying to bring practically everything I needed (including Alison) down in one trip. I soon realized that wasn't going to work so I decided to put Ali in her blue bouncy seat. I was only going to drop the stuff downstairs and come back for her....well guess who got distracted for a few extra minutes or so...ME!!! ugh!! I heard her starting to fuss (her irritated fuss) so I run upstairs and seriously my heart jumped out of my chest. She wasn't there...WHAT!!??!! Where could this nonmobile child of mine go....oh yeah there she is...UNDER THE BED!! She had arched her back enough times that it caused her to slide (not fall) out and roll under the bed. She was mad because the bed skirt was in her face... AYI WHAT KIND OF MOTHER AM I?? All I could say was I am sure glad that CPS wasn't visiting me that day!!
Lesson #3- YES SOME TWO YEAR OLDS DO SHARE!
One of Alison's number one fan is her big cousin Kelsea. Kelsea is 2 1/2 and loves to share EVERYTHING with Baby Ali Lu. So far Alison has snacked on oreos, 5 pez candies, other suckers, cheerios, and who knows what else we didn't catch. Well last week, Kelsea thought that Alison needed some moisturization to her lips..and cheeks..oh and nose...ooh can't forget tongue. I found Kelsea in distraught because her Lipsmacker "Bubble Gum" flavored chapstick wouldn't crank back down because it was smashed, and Alison giggling like crazy because the bubble gum flavored chapstick tasted soo yummy while it is caked on her cheeks, nose, chin, and lips. Man...I cleaned her up before I remembered to the get the camera!!!! Dana and I just laughed so hard!! That was an unforgettable moment!
Lesson #4- My FOUR MONTH OLD NOTICES THINGS BEYOND HER BABY EINSTEIN ACTIVITY CENTER....Therefore, move it away from the plant!!! Again, not paying attention and jabbering on the phone I look over and Alison has a good hearty grip on the the house plant next to her activity center. She was desperately trying to get it to her mouth but couldn't quite reach!! CRAP!!!!!!!!! ahhh haa...Remembered the camera this time!! Snapped some shots and then quickly moved the activity center AWAY from any possible objects that could be in reach of Missy....
Man it is a good thing CPS doesn't visit me on a regular basis otherwise I would be in trouble! I hope you got a good laugh and don't worry SHE IS STILL SAFE AND OK!! HEHE!!